I-am-Sherlocked-和伴郎致辞那两段台词

IamSherlocked和伴郎致辞那两段台词【中英对照】【第二季第一集：IAMSHERLOCKED那段】SH:Isaidno.Very,veryclose,butno.我说不。差点成功，不过没戏。SH:Yougotcarriedaway.Thegamewastooelaborate,youwereenjoyingyourselftoomuch.你太入迷了。但你的游戏玩过了，你过于沉迷了。IA:There'snosuchthingastoomuch.可没有“过头”这一说。SH:Oh,enjoyingthethrillofthechaseisfine.Cravingthedistractionofthegame,Isympathiseentirely,butsentiment?Sentimentisachemicaldefectfoundinthelosingside.你可以享受追捕的兴奋感，渴望用这游戏作为消遣，我完全赞同。可你太感情用事，感情用事是失败者的生理缺陷。IA:Sentiment?Whatareyoutalkingabout?感情用事？你说什么呢？SH:You.你。IA:Oh,dearGod.Lookatthepoorman.Youdon'tactuallythinkIwasinterestedinyou?Why?Becauseyou'rethegreatSherlockHolmes,thecleverdetectiveinthefunnyhat?老天！看看这个小可怜。你不会真觉得我对你有兴趣吧？为什么？因为你是伟大的夏洛克福尔摩斯，戴着滑稽帽子的大侦探？SH:No.BecauseItookyourpulse.Elevated.Yourpupilsdilated.不。因为我摸到了你的脉搏。脉搏加快。瞳孔放大。SH:IimagineJohnWatsonthinkslove'samysterytome,butthechemistryisincrediblysimpleandverydestructive.我猜约翰华生觉得我不解风情，但两人碰出火花非常简单，而且十分致命。SH:Whenwefirstmet,youtoldmethatdisguiseisalwaysaself-portrait-howtrueofyou.Thecombinationtoyoursafe,yourmeasurements-butthis,thisisfarmoreintimate,thisisyourheart【Sherlock按下S】andyoushuoldneverletitruleyourhead.Youcouldhavechosenanyrandomnumberandwalkedoutofheretodaywitheverythingyouworkfor.【Sherlock按下H】Butyoujustcouldn'tresistit,couldyou?I'vealwaysassumedthatloveisadangerousdisadvantage,【Sherlock按下E】thankyouforthefinalproof.我们初次见面时你说，伪装是一幅自画像，一点没错。保险柜的密码是你的三围，但这个，这个就私人多了，这是你的心，而你不应该随心而为。如果你随便选组数字做密码，今天你就能顺利从这里离开。但你就是忍不住，对吧？我一直认为爱是个危险的不利因素，感谢你最终又证明了这一点。IA:EverythingIsaid,it'snotreal.Iwasjustplayingthegame.我所说的一切都是假的。我只是在玩游戏而已。SH:Iknow.【Sherlock按下R】Andthisisjustlosing.【出现IAMSHERLOCKED，艾婶泪奔%_%】我知道。而你输了。SH:Thereyouare,brother,hopethecontentsmakeupforanyinconvenienceImayhavecausedyoutonight.给你，老哥，希望里面的内容足以弥补今晚我给你造成的任何麻烦。MH:I'mcertaintheywill.肯定可以。SH:Ifyou'refeelingkind,lockherup,otherwiselethergoandIdoubtshe'llsurvivelongwithoutherpretection.你要是好心，就把她关起来，放她走的话，没了手机她肯定活不长。IA:Areyouexpectingmetobeg?你是要我求你吗？SH:Yes.对。IA:Please.You'reright.Iwon'tevenlastsixmonths.求你。你说得对。我肯定活不过半年。SH:Sorryaboutdinner.晚饭的事情抱歉了。【第三季第二集：夏洛克作为伴郎致辞那段（BBC的官方字幕）】I'mafraidJohn,Ican'tcongratulateyou.恐怕我不能恭喜你，约翰。Allemotions,andinparticularlove,standopposedtothepure,coldreasonIholdaboveallthings.所有的情感，尤其是爱，与纯粹冷静的理智相违背，而我认为这种理智高于一切。Aweddingis,inmyconsideredopinion,nothingshortofacelebrationofallthatisfalseandspeciousandirrationalandsentimentalinthisailingandmorallycompromisedworld.在我的信念中，婚礼简直就是为了庆祝这个病态的、道德败坏的世界中一切虚伪、华而不实、荒谬、感伤的东西。Todaywehonorthedeathwatchbeetlethatisthedoomofoursociety,andintimeonefeelscertainourentirespecies.今天我们是在庆祝宣告死亡的蛀虫，它注定了我们社会的消亡，也注定了整个人类的灭亡。Butanyway,let'stalkaboutJohn.但是，我们还是谈谈约翰吧。[John]Please.请吧。IfIburdenmyselfwithalittlehelpmateduringmyadventures,thisisnotoutofsentimentorcaprice,itisthathehasmanyfinequalitiesofhisownthathehasoverlookedinhisobsessionwithme.如果我在旅途中增加一个负担，找个帮手，这不会是出于情感需要或是心血来潮，而是由于他本身的一些美好品质，只不过由于迷恋我而忽视了。Indeed,anyreputationIhaveformentalacuityandsharpnesscomesintruth,fromtheextraordinarycontrastJohnsoselflesslyprovides.的确，大家都知道我精神敏锐，事实上，这不过是和约翰对比出来的，约翰无私地提供了如此强烈的对比。Itisafact,Ibelieve,thatbridestendtofavourexceptionallyplainbridesmaidsfortheirbigday.我相信，事实上，新娘总是愿意选择姿色平庸的伴娘。Thereisacertainanalogythere,Ifeel,andcontrastis,afterall,God'sownplantoenhancethebeautyofhiscreation.OritwouldbeifGodwerenotaludicrousfantasydesignedtoprovideacareeropportunityforthefamilyidiot.我觉得这也是一种对比，但是，毕竟对比是上帝展现他的创造物之美的一种手段。或者上帝并不是个可笑的幻想，为结婚的傻瓜们提供了职业机会。ThepointI'mtryingtomakeisthatIamthemostunpleasant,rude,ignorantandallroundobnoxiousarseholethatanyonecouldpossiblyhavethemisfortunetomeet.Iamdismissiveofthevirtuous,unawareofthebeautifulanduncomprehendinginthefaceofthehappy.我想说的是我是最讨厌、最粗鲁、最无知的人，彻头彻尾的讨厌鬼，任何人遇到我都是一种不幸。我轻视美德，无视美，不了解幸福。SoifIdidn'tunderstandIwasbeingaskedtobeBestMan,itisbecauseIneverexpectedtobeanybody'sbestfriend.AndcertainlynotthebestfriendofthebravestandkindestandwisesthumanbeingIhaveeverhadthegoodfortuneofknowing.所以如果我不明白为什么找我做伴郎，那是因为我从没想过我会是任何人的好朋友。当然没想过会是我有幸认识的最勇敢、最仁慈、最聪明的人的好朋友。John,Iamaridiculousman,redeemedonlybythewarmthandconstancyofyourfriendship.约翰，我是个荒谬的人，但是被你的热情、和对友谊的忠贞拯救了。ButasIamapparentlyyourbestfriend,Icannotcongratulateyouonyourchoiceofcompanion.尽管我是你的好朋友，我还是不能祝贺你的婚姻。Actually,nowIcan.Mary,whenIsayyoudeservethisman,itisthehighestcomplimentofwhichIamcapable.但是，现在我要祝贺你。玛丽，你值得拥有这个男人，这是我能表达的最高的称赞。John,youhaveenduredwar,andinjuryandtragicloss,sosorryagainaboutthatlastone,soknowthis-todayyousitbetweenthewomanyouhavemadeyourwife,andthemanyouhavesaved.约翰，你经历过战争，受过伤，有过悲惨的损失，我再次对你遭受的损失表示遗憾，要知道，今天你坐在你的妻子和你拯救过的人中间。Inshort,thetwopeoplewholoveyoumostinallthisworld,andIknowIspeakforMaryaswell,whenIsay,wewillneverletyoudown,andwehavealifetimeaheadtoprovethat.简言之就是世上你最爱的两个人，我知道玛丽也是这么想的，我们永远不会让你失望，我们会用一生的时间来证明。[John]IfItryandhughim,stopme.如果我要去拥抱他，你要拦住我。[Mary]Certainlynot.当然不会。Ah,yes.NowontosomefunnystoriesaboutJohn.啊，好了。现在说说约翰的趣事。举报